hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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