Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I currently don't understand fingers.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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