it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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