just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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