How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?