So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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