I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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