they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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