So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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