I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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