i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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