Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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