didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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