Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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