Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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