This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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