i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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