i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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