if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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