If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He shit in the fireplace
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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