That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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