I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It was confusing and full of hummus
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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