Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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