it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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