rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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