Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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