I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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