The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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