i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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