Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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