You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
love makes seman taste better
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.