I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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