The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i think my cat just said my name.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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