Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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