and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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