I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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