if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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