You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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