I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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