I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't turn off my feet"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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