is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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