Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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