Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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