You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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