Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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