I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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