just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Michael Bay diarrhea
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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