I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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