Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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