youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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