8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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