Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary