is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality